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Monday, May 16, 2005

Dog Days

This past weekend I dog sat for some friends, which really just means that I squatted in their beautiful home for a couple of days and occasionally opened the door to let the animals out to relieve themselves in the bushes.

One of the dogs — don’t ask me what kind she was but she was larger than a poodle and smaller than retriever and had long bangs — had terrible gas all weekend long. I felt like she should be ashamed of herself. It wasn’t just the smell, either, but the noise.

The other dog (again, I don’t know what kind it was but I think it may have been a miniature Schnauzer) had to sleep under the bed and behind the bedskirt just to escape the smell. I didn’t have the heart to kick the smelly beast out of the room, though, so I suffered through the nights with a pillow on my face.

Posted by Aaron on May 16, 2005 10:25 AM

Comments:

Thanks for sharing, Aaron.

(If you need some blog fodder, just ask. I'd be more than happy to create some drama for you.)

Byf
May 16, 2005 11:33 AM

Yes, please send some blog fodder that is relevant and appropriate for new and old friends, past and potential boyfriends, family members and co-workers. And it still needs to be interesting and engaging for all parties.

I need a new blog. Or at least some changes.

Aaron
May 16, 2005 12:15 PM

Nah, you just need to move to New York. Or at least visit. Plenty of room here!

Byf
May 16, 2005 2:48 PM