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Thursday, November 10, 2005

Alternate this

“Alternate Ending!” the DVD packaging screamed. Exclamation points always add so much excitement, don’t they?

Alternate ending? I thought. How can there be an alternate movie to this movie? THE TITANIC. Does the ship NOT sink after all? Was it all a big hoax? Did singing angels with crowns of glory fly in and lift the boat out of the frigid water using only the pinky fingers on their left hand?

I guess I’ll have to buy the DVD to find out.

Posted by Aaron on November 10, 2005 8:02 PM

Comments:

alternate ending: she thinks about sinking the sapphire, but at the very last minute thinks "nah", buys herself a facelift, many prada purses, chihuahua's for each of them, and starts a reality series teaching people how to "fly".

Haris
November 11, 2005 9:26 AM

hahaahaha.... oh Aaron, I miss you and your antics. That was too funny. Well, indeed, you will have to purchase the DVD to see how it "could" end. Hope all is well with you!

Jonathan
November 12, 2005 9:19 PM

Maybe she decides to move her fat ass over on that piece of wood so Leo doesn't have to sink to the ocean floor.

Byf
November 13, 2005 1:56 PM

the alternate ending is LAAAAAAAAME. It's just 15 extra seconds of Bill Paxton ruminating on how Titanic was something more than a treasure ship.

the docs are great tho, and the 45 mins of deleted scenes are nice to have.

kyle
November 16, 2005 10:12 PM