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Saturday, March 4, 2006

Lazy

I’m in the Wisconsin woods with the other five members of my volleyball team. (Though, obviously with wireless internet, we’re hardly roughing it.)

Doug snored all night, even after I threw pillows at him. Adam, in a moment of truth, said he fears getting fat more than he fears death. Justin, always the leader, is teaching a card game. (Or trying.) Bill has the refrigerator stocked with drinks and loves to pour them. Randy was confused by the Lycra-infused underwear peeking out the top of my jeans. I spent 15 minutes trying to light the gas fireplace, finding success only after I was talked through it on the phone.

This is all we have to do up here — sleep and play games and drink and marvel at the wonders of Lycra and spend inordinate amounts of time on minor tasks. Nice.

Posted by Aaron on March 4, 2006 9:05 AM

Comments:

Glad to see you're writing again. I've missed it.

jon d
March 5, 2006 10:42 AM

Gay men can't start fires? What is this world coming to?

But I think I'm catching a lie. What fag doesn't know everything there is to know about lycra-infused underpants?!

Steven
March 5, 2006 10:56 PM

Even though your writing is most incredible dear Aaron, sometimes a picture speaks a thousand words :) I think we need a picture here: Lycra-infused underwear peeking out the top of my jeans. Just my humble opinion of course!

betty
March 6, 2006 5:46 PM