August 2008 Archives
- August 18, 2008: Next Olympic Medalist || No. of Comments: 2
This is me executing a perfect 10 dive through three child-size inner tubes. All for the pleasure of my co-workers. When I’m called to the podium and accept the gold medal around my neck, I will be sure to share the glory with my countrymen….
- August 16, 2008: They were just Ray-Bans || No. of Comments: 1
“I’ve never heard you scream like such a girl,” Adrian said. “That’s because I haven’t had a reason to,” I replied. My thighs ached from gripping his waist like a nutcracker. Bile rose in my throat. A word of advice: Never ride on a waverunner with someone who also drives stock cars. Especially when this particular waverunner is more powerful than many cars. Adrian laughed maniacally as we raced across the water at 55 miles per hour. He, of course, had the advantage of knowing what he would do next, which way he would jacknife, which wave he would pound…
- August 11, 2008: Scoot! || No. of Comments: 10
I need help naming my new friend. Suggestions welcome. I think it’s a boy….
